It has emerged that the supreme leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, has executed nearly every member of the country’s Central Committee.  A spokesman and interpreter, Hu Flung Poo,  stated the supreme leader became incensed after he viewed a video of President Trump’s cabinet meeting this week.  “Basically it amounted to an out of control jealous raging,” Hu said.  “He had never seen so much ingratiating groveling and was stunned  at the degree of extravagant servitude Trump’s cabinet members embalmed him with.   He was particularly impressed, but paradoxically  enraged, over the excelleration of praise heaped upon the president with each successive speaker. It seems the more he thought about the lavish devotion of Trump’s toadies,  his chagrin spiraled into feelings of envious resentment and anger at his party confidants he has surrounding him, considering the group a disastrous failure in comparison.”  Hu went on to say that  Kim Jong Un is absolutley intolerant of any perception that he is not the most magnificent leader of all time, and advisors not fullfilling this demand are historically doomed to a savage demise.

“It seems to me the consideration of insufficient praise as an unforgivable offense is something both of these leaders have in common.” Hu said. “Of course unlike North Korea’s government,  America’s form of democracy will always prevent petty obsessions of  retribution from getting out of hand.  Right?”