Monthly Archives: June 2019

Man is Super Excited to Lead “Lock Her Up” Chant During Upcoming July 4th Celebration at the National Mall

Alabama native Herb Grunk says he can’t wait to attend President Trump’s “Salute to America” 4th of July Celebration in DC next month.  ” I just hope he brings up Hillary’s e-mails right quick.  That’s always a crowd pleaser,” Grunk said.  He seemed  confident breaking out the usual boisterous calls to incarcerate the former Secretary of State as well as  espousing deafening declarations concerning the suction proclivity of both CNN and AOC would provide a nice supplemental form of entertainment to the more traditional pyrotechnics.   Lady Liberty may never be more confused.

So set aside your sparklers and bottle rockets everyone.  Its time for pitchforks and torches, as frequent MAGA rally attendee and former sheriff David Clarke is fond of saying.  This will be a different kind of 4th of July.  But then, presently  this is a different kind of America.

Politicizing Independence Day did not work out so well the one other time it was tried.  Crowd enthusiasm for President Nixon’s 4th of July “Honor America Day” in 1970, was inconveniently dampened by irritating clouds of  of police tear gas.  History does have a way of repeating itself.  

 

 

 

President to Explore Possibility of Slapping House Dems with Tariffs

During a questioning session by the press on the White House lawn yesterday, President Trump lashed out at House Democrats for what called “unfair corruption treatment.”  Stating once again that he has never done anything wrong in his entire life, the president said he would retaliate by finding a way to impose a tariff on any Democrat participating in any of the dizzying  number of investigations swirling around him and his administration. When Kellyanne Conway was asked if the president actually thought this was feasible, she stated that  President Trump has always been confident in the leverage power of tariffs.  “Just look how he handled being jilted by President Xi of China and anything to do with Mexico,” she stated.

The President Xi comment  was an obvious reference to the fact that  President Trump is not afraid to get personal with tariffs.  After President Xi and Russian President Putin deliberately snubbed Trump by excluding him from their autocratic power circle recently, the President of the United States made it clear that President Xi would really be sorry if he doesn’t sit down with him soon and reestablish their besties relationship.  Not only will he likely tag the Chinese president with a biting nick name, but he adamantly stated  he would slap him in the face with some tariffs.

   President Xi Gifts President Putin a Best Friends Necklace

It is rumored the president is now so enamored with tariffs he won’t hesitate to utilize them at will to discourage perceived mistreatment of any kind.  The word is next on his list are Nervous Nancy and the 15th hole on the Mar a Lago golf course.

 

 

 

 

 

mentioned ever since the president felt jilted by China’s president Xi

with Trump anything was possible.

 

and it was his impression that recently  just mentioning the word tariff made the president feel good about himself.

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