Intertwined in two different Truth Social posts over the week end President Trump instructed Attorney General Todd Blanche to initiate prosecutions against any Democrat that has the temerity to suggest he or anyone associated with him or his administration ever did anything wrong. Nothing to See Here “It’s a disgrace!,” Trump stated on Fox News morning program “Fox and Friends.” “Democrats are going around accusing me, my family, lots of innocent people of doing something wrong. Can you imagine? Corporations! They’re even going after them. Some of our best business leaders. They’re saying, the dumocrats, they’re telling us to ‘lawyer up.’ ‘Lawyer up!’. They’re the ones who better ‘lawyer up.’ I’m going to have Blanch up their asses. By the way that Sean Hannity, you know, he has a pretty great ass. You guys notice that?”
“I actually haven’t,” Brian Kilmeade interjected
“Well, you should take a good look,” the president continued. “Dumocrats, by the way you know I was the one that thought that one up, dumocrats. A lot of people don’t know there’s a “b” in “dumb” so I take that out, replace the “e” with a “u”- you get dumocrats. So…dumocrats, and one of the worst is Elissa Slotkin. Slutty Slotkin, she’s low IQ, I mean really low, dumb. She says anyone thinking of working for Trump better think twice because you might be going to jail. You know who’s going to jail? Slutty Slotkin! They’re weaponizing the goverment! I told Blanch it’s go time, get her phone records, emails, everything. Believe me we’ll find something. That’s on top of the law suit for defamation. Where is she getting that I’ve done something wrong? Everybody knows I’m always on the up and up. If there is any bad stuff getting out it’s all a lie and believe me whoever is responsible for a leak like that will pay very strongly. Very strongly! It’s a disgrace! You guys know these high gas prices are all Biden’s fault. And, everyone knows I won that election by a landslide. And if I had been on the ballot this time believe me I would have won that one in a landslide too. Those voting machines, you can’t trust those…”
“Well Mr. President, we know you’re a busy man. It’s been great talking to you,” Steve Doocy quickly inserted.
“Ah, Oh. The ballroom. Have you seen the latest photos? Everybody loves the ballroom. You know I orderd the most beautiful, most expensive white marble for the floors. The stone is one of a kind, extracted from a vein in Italy so incredible, the likes of which no one has ever seen. I’ve spared no expense, it’s the most fantastic…”
Sorry Mr. President, we are out of time. Keep us posted on how things are going over there. Thank you very much for your time,” Kilmeade said as the station broke for commercial break..