In case you are not aware, during President Trump’s keynote address at the unprecedented GOP midterm convention Wednesday night,  he promised every U.S. adult citizen $5000 if Republicans won the 2026 midterm elections. Apparently uncertain that pledge might not be suficient to motivate segments of the uncommitted electorate, during Trump’s speech last night he vowed to supply everyone in the country with free beer for life.

Although ambiguity surrounds the entire concept of free beer for everybody, one thing about it  became starkley evident.  Overnight Donald Trump got almost two billion dollars richer whether the program is actually implimented or not.  Knowing “pay for play” has replaced “e plurbus unum” as the nation’s moto during the Trump administration, beer companies from all over the world scrambled to snag supplier’s rights to the free beer venture by generously contributing to his vast assortment of bank and crypto  accounts.  The economy might not be working out great for everybody, but for Trump, it’s scorching hot.