It has emerged that uncertain political winds have created a spiritual storm within a large segment of the the nation’s Evangelical community.  Rankling that population is the appparent fall from God’s grace of former President Trump and the ethereal ascendancy of Florida Governor DeSantos.  After witnessing the governor’s religous commitment, Beware all ye Pharisees and Democrats  for many he has replaced Trump as the true Almost Jesus.

Typical of the DeSantos believers is Reverend Mike Whiteman.  He sees the wholesale Fox News abandonment of the former president as a clear sign from God that Mr.Trump was a false prophet.  “I believe the hand of the Lord did guide  President Trump.  But it seems incomprehnsible to me that he is really the new messiah after what happened in the midterms.  The true Almost Jesus has to be Governor DeSantos.”

Someone sticking with the former president is Reverend Philip Schonburst.  “Mr. Trump absolutely is and will remain the true Almost Jesus,”  the Reverend stated.  “You can’t dismiss all the miracles he performed for us.  And the obstacles in his life.  Can you imagine what it took to persevere through all those law suites and allegations?  The Lord is watching over him no doubt, and if you ask me only someone with a direct devine connection could get by with all the stuff he’s gotten by with.  Yes indeed.  Mr. Trump is certainly still the Almost Jesus.”

Without some sort of mystical revelation occuring soon, it is feared a bitter feud is in the wings. To avoid a nasty schism, it has been proposed the two holy men engage  in a walk off across Lake Okeechobee in order to determine the true Almost Jesus.