Updated CDC Web Site Restores Bloodletting as Prefered Treatment for Infectious Disease

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By way of clarifying the new anti vaccination information appearing on the the government’s CDC website, it now posts bloodletting as the primary method health care professionals should consider when presented with a patient with viral or bacterial infections.  The new information was added on instructions from Health and Human Services secretary Robert Kennedy.  Kennedy, who basically rejects modern germ theory and believes the human immune system will take care of itself with healthy living and good nutrition, believes bloodletting has gotten a bad rap.   “If it was good enough for George Washington, it’s damn well good enough for the rest of us,” he has often stated.

In related CDC news, Kennedy has informed that department that the new prefered protocol for treating health conditions that present with  moderate or temperate symptoms will be leech therapy.

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