Fresh off finding out he has solved America’s health care crisis with his ingenious Medbed card, Straight from our Big Brother’s Ministry of Plenty    President Trump was absolutely elated to see he ended the wars in Gaza and Ukraine overnight.  Taking a cue from his sister in law Lara,  Don Junior relayed the good news on Trump’s Truth Social network.  Not to be outdone, this morning Eric Trump had his own posting on Truth Social,  informing  his father that he has just crushed the nations nagging inflation numbers with his construction of  a nation-wide chain of grocery stores called Goodgrub, all stocked with typical supermaket items priced at 1970 levels.  When asked to comment on his remarkable achievements, Trump said it was nice to see his family’s involvement in announcing his incredible accomplishments, and was quick to point out the Medbed card would be the end of Obamacare, and he had now fulfilled two of his most pivotal second administration campaign promises.   “The corrupt communist Democrats said I would never end those wars and lower grocery prices, but I’d say they look pretty foolish now, wouldn’t you?”