When reporters at yesterday’s  press conference began inquiring about the president’s detachment during the recent Oval Office meeting with pharmacuetical executives, Steven Miller became irrate.

Press corps members expressed concern about Trump’s comportment during last weeks Oval Office conference where an attendee suddenly collapsed

“The man was laying dead on the floor and you guys don’t notice the president’s deep state of meditation?  You act like he was standing there with his thumbs up his ass.  He saved the man’s life!”  Miller said as he stormed out of the room, leaving Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt to provide clarification.

“Yes, yes of course,” Leavitt deftly responded, and proceded to switch her lips into rapid-fire mode.  Pouty Lips Hire   “As you well know the president possesses mystical powers incomprehensible to the rest of us.  That man was dead on the floor and thanks to the president’s quick thinking and impromtu telapathic response, he was able to transmit  life saving rays of devine resuscitative matter into that poor man that fortunately pulled him from the brink of death.”  After a short pause that gave the members of the press time for apologetic reflection, Ms. Leavitt said the incident should make clear to everyone  how the president always considers the needs of others before his.

Ms. Leavitt also reminded everyone that whenever the president appears to be snoozing he is merely regenerating his messianic powers.