Marorie Taylor Green Wants Congressional Investigation of Nikki Haley

Appearing to be running out of fresh people to investigate, House Freedom Caucus members have a surprisingly different target in their sights.  This time it’s not a Biden family member, or a member of the current president’s cabinet, but someone in their own party- Trump rival for the Republican presidential nomination Nikki Haley.

Paritularily adamant in calling for immediate congressional inquirey is Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene.  What is so disturbing to her is what  former President Trump reported about Nikki Haley during his recent campaign rally.  Mr. Trump mentioned that she was responsible for destroying evidence and ignoring his offer to provide law enforement manpower on January 6th. Demonic Demagogic Dementia

When it was pointed out the former president was obviously confusing Haley with Nancy Pelosi, and the rest of what he said about January 6th was untrue, Ms. Greene insisted that was impossible.  “Everyone knows he has the best  congnitives because he just passed his recent cognitive test with flying colors.  And we all know how honest he is.  If President Trump says it happened, it happened. Period!

Canvassing a number of MAGA Republicans in New Hampshire  today, most offered the same advice we heard from Pete Swizzlestick.  “I sure hope anyone thinking of voting for Nikki Haley is paying attention.  I am so grateful that President Trump is on top of things and letting everyone know about Haley and all the shenanigans that went on with all that January 6th business.”

 

 

Insurrection and State Ballots *Trump Essay 1

Just a heads up.  This likely will be the first non satirical essay of several relating to Trump.  This is therapy for me.  This whole Trump phenomena is something I can not get my head around, and feel the need for sane explanation.  There are so many politcally unprecedented and morally apprehensible episodes that Trump has inflicted on the country and my psyche I could not express myself in a one thousand page book.  All of what I write about is or will be written by far more authoritative and professional people than me.  But this is all personally protective.  My blog has always been more of a journal for me than anything else.  There will be a time when history records thoroughly what went on during the period that Trump was active politically.  I want any ancestoral record of my life and character to make it absolutly clear what a soulless son of a bitch I believe Trump is.

Like many American citizens  I am conflicted a bit over the the Maine and Colorado decisions to keep Trump off  state ballots.  I can’t disagree with the logic here.  Trump incited an insurrection, he is a govermental “officer” no matter how you try and over-anylize it, and thus section 3 of the 14th amendmant should  prohibit him from holding office.  So yes, I personally think it would be great if SCOTUS would agree.  On the other hand, I do want to see him electorally defeated, certainly for democracy’s sake, but also, more importantly for me, to make sure he is not pardoned in any way for the crimes he has commited.  Of course I suppose I should say “allegedly” committed since as of now, with the exception of the E Jean Carroll sexual assault case,  you could say  none of the impending suits have been settled in court.  Well, ouside of a partial decision in the civil suit. Jesus it’s impossible to keep Trump legal engalments straight.  But I know he is guilty, for at least the crime of insurrection identified by the Colorado Supreme Court, because I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES!

How will Supreme Court apply Section 3 of 14th Amendment?

“Not an insurrection,” you say. What was it then?  MAGA absolutists have said it was  just a ‘peaceful protest’.  Are you shitting me?  Unless you didn’t see what happened at all, or choose to block out everything except edited video footage, a few minutes of the actual video will prove you wrong.  If that doesn’t change your mind, there’s no sense arguing with you.  I’m trying to establish reality here. I implore you to just take some time to really LOOK at the video.  And understand Tucker Carlson’s edited edition doesn’t count.   ‘Riot’ sort of works.  But that is too generic. That’s more of a Philadelphia thing.  Win or lose, that city is complety behind any of their athletic teams with some mind-boggling rioting.  January 6th was politically motivated.  It was an attempt to obstruct an official government proceeding and alter an election.  ‘Rebellion’ and  ‘insurrection’ are the common terms, specific terms, for riots or uprisings against authority or established government.  What we are talking about was that.  Take your pick.

Did Trump actually engage in insurection, or give comfort or aid to insurrectionists?  Yes, and possibly.  Regarding engagement the only defense of Trump I have heard is his speech at the elipse was political free speech.  Speech in service of a crime is still a crime.  What about giving comfort or aid?  Let’s take that part literally, texturally, like Supreme Court originalists have  history of doing.  It is known the Willard Hotel is where some of the most censorious planning of the rebellion developed.  Just up the block from the Willard is what was then Trump’s D.C. Hotel.  According to social media posts, that was a key gathering point for those trying to overthrow the election.  If someone in Trump’s administration met there to plan the insurection in any way, is that not aid?  Of course from the time Trump sent out his “be there, will be wild” invite December 19, to the 6th of January, the day Trump refers to as “the most beautiful day,” room charges skyrocketed to $8,000 a night.  I guess Trump could claim all that was going on at his hotel was greed, not insurrection.  And maybe more the reason the day was so beautiful to him.  But come on.  If you spent  8K on a hotel room you better have felt comforted.  If not, take it up with Trump.

If SCOTUS determines an insurrecton occured, what choice does it have but to uphold the Colorado court?  Lest You Don’t Believe Trump is an Insurrectionist

That’s a scarry thought.  No matter what the decision, one side won’t be happy.  Judicial pundits  are convinced the judges will be as evasive as possible and keep Trump on ballots.  Recent public conduct would indicate that for safety’s sake that makes sense.  Entrenched MAGA supporters seem to be more volatile, and more than likely to  have more ammo.  And  Trump’s attorneys have boldly asserted in true Trumpian fashion that  certain Trump appointed judges owe him a favor, and Trump himself  hinting they better come through or there will be “bedlam.”  Intimidation has no boundaries with Trump. However, it will be interesting to see how the conservative originalists handle their opinion.  They have been so adamant insisting the second ammendment must be intrpreted only in the context of when it was written, I imagine it will be challenging to be consistent concerning the 14th.

Which reminds me of one of the more ludicrous arguments insurrection deniers bring up.  As that theory goes, because there were no firearms involved, you can’t call January 6th an insurrection.  Thankfully, there were metal detectors at ground entrances so there were no long guns known to have been carried to the Capitol building.  But as arrests were made, police did find several people who had managed to slip through  with hand guns.  And  as the crowd started gathering on that morning,  media reporting shows several people wandering around with assault rifles, and even a few perched in trees and  holding long guns.  Also, Police discovered at least two vehicles that were housing veritable arsenals parked in the area. The fear of never getting their weapons back detered most people with guns from proceeding to the capitol.  No thanks to Trump, as we know. According to the Hutchison deposition he was upset with crowd size expectations and tried his best to get the metal detectors taken down so the crowd would get bigger and more visually pleasing to him.  As he knew, they were not there to hurt him.  The January 6th insurrection was a perfect example of how  damaging mob violence can be with only one shot being fired.

If Trump is elected, or someone like Nkiki Haley is elected, you can bet Trump’s immense pile  of criminal dirt will be vacuumed up and conveniently disposed of.  To imagine he is not guilty of at least a few of the over 90 indictments on record seems implausible.  But it is not his personal criminal activity that really bothers me. It’s what Trump has done to the country.  How one man could threaten our democracy so haphazardly and stir up so much hatred in society are the overlapping reasons why I hope he is ultimately held accountable and never again allowed to hold any politcal office.

Sorry. More to follow.

 

Strange Whispering Emanating from Iowa Cornfields

It’s not  the whispering voice of Shoeless Joe Jackson whifting through Iowa cornfields this time.  It’s the unabashed invitation from Shameless Don Trump, and his message is “If you beleive me, I am saved.”  Well, crapo.  That doesn’t work.  Whoever heard Trump whisper? That’s more of a Joe Biden thing. There is something eerie going on though.  More logically, it has to do with the Des Moine Register.  Recently reported information by that paper bolsters my above invented quote, and comes across  a lot quieter- because reading a newspaper is usually muted,  if read at all anymore.

In case you missed it, (and honestly people, you really should pay more attention to your local newspaper than the shit you gravitate to on social media) this very prestigious newspaper provided polling information that, to me anyway, is kind of astonishing.  Taking into account all the anti-democratic, vitriolic comments Trump has spewed recently, here is a synopsis of what the reporting found:

One forth of those polled affirmed that Trump’s quest for vengence makes it more likely they will vote for him.  14% were more inclined to support Trump based on his lies alleging fraud in the 2020 election, believing terminating parts of the constitution is justified.  50% said Trump’s plans for “sweeping raids, giant camps, and mass deportations” made him a more atractive candidate and a solid 43% were more likely to vote for Trump based on his comments that  “the radical thugs that live like vermin” in the country need to be rooted out. Pretty much the same percentage are fine with Trump’s comments about immigrants poisening our blood.

Regarding that last insult, no doubt we need comprehensive immigration reform.  Our southern border is a hot mess.  But we have been living with intermittent border chaos through six presidential administrations.  It’s jaw dropping to hear members of congress criticizing any president for immigration policy failures when the long term fix is up to them.  We need more robust border control, and we definately need immigrants to do the shit no one else wants to do and supplement our tax base, something that is becoming increaseing more critical as our population ages.  And consider this.  When a Trump supporter says something like “He tells it like it is,” they have landed right into Trump’s web of deceit.  His scare tactics, fear of  the “other,” are a huge part of his political magnetism.  My own mother fell into that trap. Fear begets hate.  Freaked out liberals and a few conservatives keep trying to mulify our hateful divisiveness by saying “this is not who we are.”  But the Des Moine Register, with its whispering ways, is telling us it is exaclty who we are. Trump’s political ascendancy didn’t create the current acerbity and angst.  Prejudice, racism and senseless hatred are a sad legacy of this country.  However, since the civil rights movement and  legislation of the 1960’s, I always had the feeling that we were slowly but certainly making progress towards equality and social acceptance.  Then Trump happened and the undercurrent of incivility burst through its fragile containment.

Trump knows he has to win the presidency again, or hope some Republican does who will pardon him.  Otherwise he will very likely become a convicted criminal, and possibly even go to jail.  He is getting more despirate by the day, but his repetitive lies that wail loudly in the wind are somehow working for him. The Des Moines Register made that clear.

I am not sure how or even if we want to reestablish “who we are” as a country, but I know to make it possible basic facts have to be accepted as truth.  Our media and politicians from both parties have to have the courage to tell the truth.  And it wouldn’t hurt to use the Trumpian playbook.  Repeat the truth over and over, and not with any kind of whispering voice, but screaming like a banshee.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Former President to Sell More Outerwear and Underpants

In appreciation of the sales  response to the apportionment of his “mug shot suit,” Transendental Grifting ,  former president Trump has benevolently decided that such overwhelming gullibility should be rewarded.  “It’s totally unfair that my beautiful suit can only be shared by so few people,” the ex president said.  “So, soon, very soon, there will be a lot more of my fantastic shredded clothing out there for our great American patriots to enjoy.”

Upcoming garment scraps that are scheduled to be offered are of the suit Mr. Trump wore while inciting an insurrection on January 6th, the slacks he wore while instructing Mar-a-Lago empolyees where  to hide classified documents, the white shirt he wore during his intimidating phone call to Georgia Secretary of State Raffensberger, the yellow polo shirt he wore posing with a porn star while his wife was in the hospital recovering from the birth of his youngest son, and the special trousers that did its best to constrain his erection during his sexual assault of  E. Jean Carroll.

Included will be an interesting specialty  contribution. With a purchase of a slice of Mr. Trump’s chic transparent tennis shorts, as a bonus you will receive a small wedge of the  priceless underpants he likes to pair with that novel apparel.

Looking forward, should Mr. Trump get elected once again, you can count on him to avail the general public to free, small snippets of a shredded U.S. Constitution-  for a contribution to his 2028 “President Forever” campaign, of coiurse.

Serving America

 

Some Surprising Honesty from the Republican Party

You have to hand it to Rick Santorum and Brandon Prichard.Too Many Voters and Spilling the Beans .  Like a slippery bout of amebic dysentery, sometimes the truth just can’t be contained.  If the Republican Party continues down the straight and narrow  MAGA path, voter suppression, judicial tampering and flat out obstruction of laws and election outcomes are what we should expect from it.  Santorum and Prichard are speaking the quiet part out loud.  Democracy is just not compatible with the Republican Party as it currently exists.

As appalled as I am about the lack of courage of Republican legislators, no doubt being primaried and even physically threatened for any criticism of Donald Trump is a reality.  But what we heard from Santorum and Prichard is also a reality within the Republican Party.  It is apparent hanging on to party political power, no matter what the cost to the country, is as compelling as individual political and physical survival.   All this voting stuff just isn’t working out for them.  Logically then Republicans aren’t about to criticize Trump for blatantly declaring if he is elected he will lock up his political opponents and shut down any news media company that is critical of him. Putin’s Pupil

Just what does the Republican Party stand for now anyway?  To eliminate the confusion, maybe change the name to the White Christian Nationalist Party.  The Christian part will be a problem for Trump though.  It will be interesting to view the vacillation when he is confronnted with the abortion issue during a direct debate.  The Flat Out Facsist Party might make more sense.

If you’re like me you dial up your state representatives on occasion, tell them  to get their shit together for a change and actually do something.  And as is normally the case, all the complaining never seems to get the job done.  To protect this democracy that the majoriy of us want to hang on to, maybe we should make a concerted effort to initiate more state ballot measures.  Seems like you get somewhere doing that. Let our political representatives clearly understand what the general public really prefers.  And we should get going before Republican state legislators start mucking up the referendum and initiative procedures.  Banning assault weapons, demanding electoral districts be drawn by independent supervisors, even replacing the electoral college with popular vote, are all issues that have a good chance of majority approval at state level.  More on that last one later.

 

 

 

 

Arming Bowling Alleys New Republican Party Priority

In response to the recent mass shooting in Lewiston Maine, newly elected House Speaker Mike Johnson stated he will introduce legislation making it mandatory for all United States bowling alleys to install appressed armories on their premises.

Johnson made his proposal during a morning press conference.  Noting that the nation  has come a long way in making certain its citizens have easy access to firearms, he appologised for letting bowling alleys slip through the cracks of congressional supervision.  “It is imperative that we make it clear that any bad man with a gun entering a bowling alley will regretfully encounter  an army of good men with lots of guns.”  Johnson went on to explain how simple it would be to implement his plan.  “Now when a bowler walks up to the rental counter, he can simply be sized for a semi automatic of his choice as well as his shoes.”

The Speaker went on to assure Americans that they could count on more innovative measures like this one from a rejuvinated congress and they will all continue to work hard to ensure public saftey with thoughts and prayers.

SHUT UP!

 

 

 

The Republican Party Shit Show

I am not sure how they did it, but the Republican party somehow plumbed the depths of their scum covered pond of Maga wing-nuts and yanked Jim Jordan to the surface to serve as their next man up for the House Speakership position.  You gotta admit their selection is quite possibly the perfect man to champion  what the present Republican party represents.  Jimmy Gym is a promoter of the Big Lie, was alledgedly involved in plotting an insurrection, covered up a sexual abuse scandal when he was an assistant wrestling coach at Ohio State, defied a congressional subpoena, and has never, in his decade and one half of serving in congress, had any bill enacted.

He is Trump’s guy and the Republican party is Trump’s party.  Jordan has apparently learned from the best.  Like Trump, he has Fox “news” henchman Sean Hannity at his side, sending out intimidating emails to Republican congressmen who dared not to vote for Jimmy Gym on first balloting.  Trump seems willing to donate the sevices of his lunatic fringe also.  The wife of Nebraska congressman Don Bacon received anonymous, menacing texts from someone pressureing her to push her husband to vote for Jordan.

Jordan’s pressure campaign will either backfire on him, or, as has been the malaise infected history of the disjointed House Republicans, enough of them will roll over and Jimmy Gym will be second in the line of succession for President of the United States. Of course the first scenario will require a meager amount of courage on the part of  recalcitrant Republican holdouts. Holy smokes!  Look out Joe and Kamala.  Better increase your security detail.

Donald Trump Jr. Threatens to Sue Other Grifters

Incensed that people other than immediate family members are profiting from images of the former president’s recent mug shot, Donald Trump Junior issued a stern warning that he might take legal action should he deem it necessary.  “Everyone knows grifting is ingrained as a family trademark of ours,” Junior stated.  “No one does it better.  But Dad get’s a mug shot and all of a sudden everyone is cashing in.  You want a cheap imitation? Go ahead.  Take your chances.  But without our approval you might end up in court.”

Junior went on to point out that the genuine article was only available at his web site.  He also reeled off  a list of merchandise shoppers can exclusivley purchase from him.  As a final enticement, he declared that with every purchase of merchandise imprinted with the infamous mug shot, he is  giving away a Trump Gold Card for free with every donation of $50.00 or more.

Donation Righteousne$$

Trump Demands Fox News Show Only Images of Him as the Boxer

After Donald Trump lashed out at Fox News for consistently broadcasting what the former president perceived as unflattering images of him,Trump Not Happy with the Orange Label he has insisted the only picture of him he will allow the channel to use  will be the one of him as “the boxer.”

Mr. Trump’s communications assistant, Mort McCurrly, said the boxer is the former president’s favorite Trump Trading Card and he  knows his admirers hold him in high regard as a fighter.  He also felt since it worked so well for his friend President Putin, more nipple exposer would boost contributions to his various  PAC’s and internet cash contrivances.

 

“Such all promises/All lies and jest/Still a man hears what he wants to hear/And disregards the rest”    Simon and Garfunkel  THE BOXER

Sarcasm aside, projecting a  tough guy image has always been integral to Trump’s identity, and maybe his central characterstic that attracts supporters.  There is a logical rationale to that.  Decisiveness and fortitude are normally incorporated into it, positive attributes of leadership.  But Trump’s kind of tough guy has an edge to it that is insidiously vindictive and cunningly dangerous.  His form becomes a civil failing, and he compulsively interjects it into comments and conversation whenever he feels threatened or slighted.  And of all his many faults, this uncontrollable urge to denigrate and intimidate distinctivley  looms over all others as the reason he can not enlarge his base of supporters and the reason for the chaos he has caused, and frankly, encourages.

The RICO charges in Georgia are aptly fitting- ironic justice, in many ways, for someone who conducts himself and controls subordinates like a mob boss.  It is refreshing to finally see Ruby Freeman and Wandea Moss incorporated into the cause of justice.  Unfortunately  there are so many others, and so many reprecusions from Trump’s incendiary ranting.  So many innocent, honorable lives upended and even destroyed by a careless, detached narcicist.

Poll workers, election officials, jury members, prosecuting attorneys, witnesses, all just doing their jobs, are constant targets of Trump’s vitriol.  Trump gets upset, the word is passed to supporters via conservative media, and people are doxed, threatened, and even killed. There is a phalanx of Trump terroristic lunatics ready to swarm at his beck and call.  And doing so can of course backfire and get you arrested or killed, as it did January 6th, and recently in Utah Everything Trump Touches Dies  and Texas Arrested Development.

We have had presidents who were aloof, incompetent, even crooks.  But never was there one who attacked his own citizens.  Trump is simply incapable of anger restraint.  It is not leadership  in any fashion, unless you consider provoking people into criminal action is leadership somehow.  He is constantly attacking people who are performing the duties inherent in a democracy that any normal president, current or past, is obliged to defend. The  Republican hierarchy that continues to carry the weight of Trump’s lies is complicit in his undermining of our democracy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’d Be a Shame if Something Should Happen to Your Democracy

I know Trump’s power is his shamlessness, but this is a new level of anti-social behavior. You Can’t Spin This    Someone who posts veiled threats on social media, let alone immediatly after he has been warned by a judge in crimal court about bribing or influencing witnesses, has no business running as a legitimate candidate for President of the United States.  This is intimidation and witness tampering plain and simple.  Anyone else would  likely be facing a prison sentence.